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This Is Not A Pipe

OK, we couldn't help ourselves. Keep reading, and you will understand what we mean. Blame that formative Art History course. And all that post modern literature in college. 'This is not a Pipe' is the title of a painting by Rene Magritte, painted in the 1930s. It shows a very realistic looking pipe and under it are the words "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" or This is Not a Pipe, i.e., it's a picture not a thing. Wow, heavy! And very cool too. Get it? Demeter's This Is Not A Pipe cologne just smells like a pipe. This is the way we feel about our scents. It's not the thing itself, but it's a very particular experience of it. A beautiful concept. We're going to lie in the grass and dwell on it for a bit.................

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