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Zombie Dog

Just because you’re dead, doesn’t mean you have to smell bad.  And now, neither does Man's Best Friend, Zombie Dog!

Zombie Dog is more than Death and Decay on the forest floor.  Yes, we have the standard Zombie combination of dead and dying vegetation, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth.  But Zombie Dog, Man's Best Friend, deserves something more, so much more... SMOKED BACON!

Satchel Paige said "Ain’t no man can avoid being born average, but there ain’t no man got to be common."  At Demeter, we say "No DOG can avoid being a Zombie DOG, but no Zombie DOG has to forego BACON.

Zombie Dog is not intended for use on pets

By Robert Bloch
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Fact: Horror writer Robert Bloch (born April 5, 1917) only earned $9500
(before taxes and agent fees) for film rights to Psycho, but the Hitchcock
hit did launch his screenwriting career.

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